Fire ants. Even when they're normal sized, they're horrible, wretched insects whose sting causes burning pain. But these ants are far from normal. And the city of Tampa, Florida has become infested with the oversized creatures.From the demented author of
When you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, an extremely married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000
Andrew Mayhem ist zurück - pleite, planlos und immer noch mit dem Hang, in skurill-makabre Abenteuer verstrickt zu werden. Diesmal zwingen ihn die Umstände, sich als Serienmörder auszugeben, um eine Gruppe von Psychopathen zu infiltrieren, die sich in
From the creative genius who would have brought you Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, and a less-boring Moby Dick (if he'd been born on time) comes this outrageous comic fantasy. It's a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary,
In Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), he took a job digging up a shallow grave. It turned out badly. In Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance. It turned out worse. But now, meet the new, improved Andrew M
Wilderness Survival Tip #1 Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but th
Warning: This is not just a book. This is a journey into the life of Death; a journey through this world and the next on the words of 21 of the best horror writers around.Will you follow them to stare into the eyes of the Grim Reaper? Can you handle the t
Greg has just killed the man he hired to kill one of his wife’s many lovers. He’s now got a dead body in his office. Carlton, Greg’s brother, desperately needs a dead body. It’s kind of related to the lion corpse that he found in his basement. Thi
Out of Tune is calling.A song half-heard. The murmur of a voice singing in the dark. There it is again…a few words set to an old melody filled with mystery, heartbreak and horror.Out of Tune gathers a collection of original dark fantasy tales inspired b
The reprehensible man sits in the restaurant. Laughing with his friends. Entertaining them with a story about his wretched behavior. He doesn't know that somebody at another table is watching him. Somebody filled with hatred. Somebody waiting for him to b