The Time Traveler's Pocket Guide (available online at http://www.timetravelbureau.com) contains everything you need to know before you get in your time machine - if you don't care much about scientific or historical accuracy, that is. This humorous book c
"The machine had been invented a few years ago: a machine that could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. It didn't give you the date and it didn't give you specifics. It just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printe
